We got to talkin' about this guy who divorced his wife after getting a look at her driver's license and realizing she was 11 years his senior... who doesn't look at someone's ID before they get married??
We got into a discussion of whether or not you could wipe your significant other's bottom if they became incapacitated... Ken said reluctantly he would, because ya just have to. And this song resulted.
A listener called with an impression of Steph's laugh... and Chris thought her laugh needed some kind of tribute. Ken needed no more prompting than that...
FACE OF THE TIGER Guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty... and guilty.
ARIA Steph and sister Tori got all dolled-up last night for the grand opening of Aria at CityCenter... but were turned away at the valet!
POPCORN IN A BOX Steph let slip this morning that, while she rarely goes to movies, sometimes she keeps herself (and Brad) entertained in a most provocative way! Chris asked if Brad ever punches a hole in the bottom of the popcorn box, and Steph just laughed lustily (sigh).
JORDATO! So long, "Jordato"! John Fredericks, former beloved Las Vegas meteorologist-turned-stalker is heading to North Carolina to stalkthatmoronic pageant girl(from neighboring South Carolina). Best of luck...
TENNISSTAR Energy Drink The drink that Andre Agassi would endorse, if it would make him as much money as doing trailer drugs and admitting it in a tell-all book.
FRONKENSTEIN Edgar Winter meets Gene Wilder in a classic mash-up that has become a Halloween standard, at least at Ken's house.
The Raider Smash!! Much like the previous, A Halloween classic, except for the Raiders, the scares go on all season! Click here for the Top 10 Reasons the Raiders SUCK (it's documented!).
Learning To Nap A song about what we first thought those Northwest pilots were doing up there. Turns out they were on their laptops, which was better than the second thing we thought... mile high club...
I Am the Wallofpie (Foo-foo-foo-food) Steph's recent camping trip, set to music.
Those poor bears!
Michael Vick Speaks
An exclusive FNM interview with the NFL player dogs love to bite.
VIX! It's crunchy! It's cruelty! It's VIX, the new cereal from the makers of that cereal Terrell Owens came up with.
They Are Family As close as MacKenzie Phillips and her dad look in this picture, we found out they were a LOT closer. Eech.
iGoggles
Exploding iPhones? There's an app for that.
HOT HOT HOT (in LV) Remember all that heat this past Summer? We remembered it in song...
Everybody Must Get Booked
Long Branch, N.J., police officer Kristie Buble, left, says she never heard of Bob Dylan, so she arrested him for wandering the street. Blame the parents.
Oxi Clean with Coki Caine Billy Mays, here... with a product he never got to sell. He was too busy using it.
Talkin' In The Bathroom Like the song says, "I just don't think ya oughta
conversate while ya poo!"
Swine Flu PSA Ken recorded this public service announcement as a joke, about a month before he actually contracted the H1N1. You can bet you won't hear him crack any jokes about syphilis anytime soon...
