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Chimp attack lady can finally show her face!

New "Sperm bike" cuts down on carbon emissions... but not nocturnal ones.

Steven Tyler, new star of Bumfights 2011!

Wedding Dustup... a huge dust storm turns an Arizona couples' wedding to sh#t!

The PBR bull riders are coming to town this week! 
In their honor, a new FNM classic..."The Radeo Song".

SHAT ATTACK! New William Shatner: Bohemian Rhapsody and IRON MAN!!!

One word. Unintended penis!

Local dude has 100 pound testicle! Will soon be touring with AC/DC.

Tragic Indy race yesterday at the Speedway... if you went and had your ticket scanned at the gate, you're eligible for a refund:
   Mail your scanned tickets to the LVMS ticket office, 7000 Las Vegas Blvd. N., Las Vegas, NV 89115. For questions call 1-800-644-4444. Tickets must be received in the LVMS ticket office by Dec. 1, 2011.

Who is the nicest player in the NFL?

The Tiger Woods HOT DOG ATTACK was caught on video!

"Here's your tip... lose some weight!"

FINALLY the Occupy Wall Street movement will be taken seriously, now that a dude pooped on a police car. Sigh.

NICE magazine cover, ESPN...

A corvette speedboat?? Yes, it's awesome!

"The Way", with Martin Sheen and Emilio Estevez looks awesome.

Wow. Is doing this worth the cancer?

Halloween prank causes 911 call...

Good snake eats bad snake... in Tucson lady's livingroom!

A cat with two faces is just too good much stuff.

NFL 2011: Power Ranking the Hottest 100 Cheerleaders!

Ice Cream Cone or KLANSMAN?!!

Here it is... the viral video! Ken's daughter Carly's cat Bert VS the balloon cat.
Bert-O is back for more! And this time, he's just as hilarious... but the presentation has more polish. I think he has an agent...

More cat fun... meet 'Stewie', the world's longest domestic cat!
And 'Fizz Girl', the world’s shortest domestic cat.
RADIO-VIDEO! Poor Katie hits a bird with her car and FREAKS OUT!!!
RADIO-VIDEO 2!! CNN anchor airs the WRONG music, WAY wrong!!!

TSA Searches Dallas Woman's Hair for Weapons!

DALLAS COWBOYS CHEERLEADERS! Just sayin'.

HOLY CRAP, Steph actually likes the way she looks in this baby-ass HEADBAND.

This is amazing... a fart queen BREAKS THE (wind) BARRIER!
 
Oscar de la Hoya admits to drag pics!
Click the chick pic to make it bigger (sorry Oscar).
Here's the story.
Here's the video.

NASHVILLE is America's MANLIEST city... Las Vegas comes in at 38th.

Mmmm... "Mac 'n Cheese Big Daddy Patty Melt"... just 1690 calories!!

Uniformed Cop Caught Having Sex With Woman On Hood Of Car!

Oh, SNAP! Pole vaulter’s pole snaps during jump at world champs.

Chad Ochicinco sleeps with the fishes!!

Here's the guy in the cork suit... wow.

Sometimes you need a word that really says it... my humble submission.

Loyal to the end: Navy SEAL's devoted dog guards his coffin... 

LeBron gets served by an Asian dunking powerdude!

Michelle Bachmann... say what you want about her politics, the gal just doesn't take a bad picture! Here she is, deep throating a big ol' Iowa CORN DOG!

Not sure how ya coulda missed it, but here's the video of that heinous stage collapse at the Indiana State Fair.

Idiot accidentally drives off with a gas pump in Ohio and almost causes an explosion... here's the vid.

UGLIEST... STUPIDEST... MOST MASSIVEST back tattoo EVER.

Rep Barney Frank plays the Butt Trombone on LIVE TV!

Want a John Elway tattoo covering your leg? REALLY?? Chris likes it...

Want your GPS to have the voice of Darth Vader or Yoda? Of course you do. Check the demos...

Ladies and Gentlemen... the 50 most PUNCHABLE
faces in pro sports!

The Foxx & MacKenzie Gutter Bowl is BLOWING UP!! 
Listen to win a spot on our teams, or just call SantaFe Station to sign up, all the info is at the link above.
This deal even has its own song!

Tennessee couple attacked by snake! Check the viral vid.

Man has his "MOOBS" reduced... here are the before and afters. Us, we'd have gone down another cup size...

Would YOU kick a woman in a bikini out of Wal-Mart?

Landlord spies on hot Bulgarian chicks. Now THESE are the gals who should wear bikinis to Wal-Mart!

Ultimate Fighter Urijah Faber is on the show this morning... here's his awesome
K-SWISS commercial with Kenny Powers!

Tiger Woods' 55 MIL home has a four hole golf course!!

IS Chuck E. Cheese flipping the bird?

A San Diego woman hit the jackpot at Bally's over the weekend when she got a proposal -- courtesy of a slot machine!
Steph's dream... a 7 foot long dog!

Virginia teen survives after freak accidentleaves him impaled by bamboo stick!!
Steelers' Troy Polamalu's HAIR BUZZED???????

How scammers steal your credit info right out of your wallet or purse!

Green Bay Packers cornerback Sam Shields is wearing his Super Bowl ring... on his NECK.

Is this JESUS on a Walmart receipt?

Sherwood Schwartz is dead. He created "Gilligan's Island" and "The Brady Bunch", and he probably deserves a better tribute than this... : )

Here's Metro's YouTube video on how to spot a marijuana grow house. Another sign is repeated visits by Girls Scouts and Keebler Elves.

AS PROMISED... Steph's before and after weight loss pic!

Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Roy Williams filed a lawsuit against former Miss Texas USA Brooke Daniels. He says that she kept an $80,000 engagement ring even thought she declined his mailed wedding proposal!

Amazing pics of the 50 mile-wide Phoenix DUST STORM!

Hilarious! Choose carefully the fat people you hide behind... Fat lady's fat arm makes girl appear naked!!!

LeBron James dunked over a kid at a camp in New Jersey, knocking the kid down to the ground! 

Ken and Steph's sister on scooters!

Hirsute fan shaves tribute to Joe Mauer... in his back hair!

Shaquille O'Neal got on the mic at Moon @ The Palms to sing along to a few Michael Jackson songs....  

Jesus