Is there anywhere you can grab a snack and feel safe in Oakland?

Going out for a quick bite in Oakland is always a recipe for disaster or YouTube gold.

Check out this brawl at a Denny’s. Plates are flying and chairs are thrown, and it’s all done while the combatants are wearing Halloween costumes.

It still pales in comparison to a hooker and a pregnant lady showing off their muay thai skills in front of a Burger King … but not bad Oakland, we’re proud of you!