Monday
Q: The average person buys 56 of these in their lifetime.
A: toothbrushes
Tuesday
Q: 87% percent of us do this at the movies.
A: cry
Wednesday
Q: The average woman has $400 worth of these in her closet.
A: clothes that don't fit.
Thursday
Q: Being a teacher is the #1 GERMIEST job. What's #2?
A: bank teller
Friday
Q: Guys who have this earn 4% more than guys who don't, and spend 11% more.
A: a mustache