2/9/69 - On her first day on this planet she immediately lets her doctors know who's in charge - by peeing on them.
9/28/73 - Carlota plays "Show me yours and I'll show you mine" for the first time (but certainly not the last)
5/15/77 - Andy Gibbs' "I Just Want To Be Your Everything" is on her dads radio. The DJ comes on and says "There's Andy Gibb with "I Just Want To Be Your Everything". It was at this moment in time that Carlota knew that she was put on this earth to be on the radio and your underwear.
4/23/92 - Carlota does her first radio show. Problem is she's playing Barry Manilow and inadvertantly calls the song "RANDY" instead of his classic "MANDY". WHOOPS!
3/27/98 - Carlota moves to Las Vegas Nevada to work for corporate America.
7/7/02 - Carlota has to ask the legal department if she can wipe her ass.
1/2/02 - Carlota no longer in the good graces of "The Man" is let go, and basically booted from the corporate machine.
